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Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean talk about Michael’s new film project, “Sex and Guns.” Then they yack about gun rights, Hustler Magazine, 501(c)(3) tax-exempt fundraising for art, so-called “cop-killer bullets”, so-called “assault weapons”, and why taking gun advice from someone who’s knows nothing about them (Like Barack Hussein Obama) is like taking sex advice from an octogenarian virgin (like the pope.) Then they give cat-care tips, and show their undying love for each other, in many special ways.

Plus, we give you side one of To Elvis In Hell, by Michael’s band, BOMB (from 1987).

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 SEX AND GUNS [59:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

EQUAL TREATMENT FOR CATS OF ALL COLORS!

Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean have a midnight snack and talk about why they intently dislike: Affirmative Action, hate crime laws, current gun laws (and why they do NOT reduce crime, and how they COULD be changed to actually reduce crime, a LOT, what’s wrong with gun buybacks, the lack of CCW permits in Los Angeles County, and why American Idol is destroying America. They tell you why their art is subversive, why they’re not voting for Obama OR McCain, why Abbie Hoffman had some good points, and why they’re willing to fight to the death for your right to say otherwise. Then they tell you how to make it in the coming economy. For real, not what they tell you on TV.

 

 AFFIRMATIVE ACTION SUCKS [47:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean celebrate three years together and talk about their new cat, Remy, and share Sunday morning wake-up stories about why they are kinda twisted and very much in love. (PODCAST BELOW PIX)

 

 Jiminy Cricket and Menstruation [39:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean survive colds, wild fires, and more to welcome their wonderful new cat, Remington Skene, to the Nest. Michael talks about his work ethic, love “in sickness and in health…”, and they both talk about how grateful they are about life these days. (Podcast episode below photos)

Remy (Remington) checks out his new digs:

Peanut and Fuzzy climb into the evacuation gear. “Don’t forget us!”:

 

 0009 - FLAMING THE FIRES OF LOVE [24:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean celebrate the glorious occasion of their second wedding anniversary by talking about hot chix coming to visit and kissing Michael, hot blond fan girls in Sweden, dreams of honoring ceremonies, cats who eat toes, psychotic pineapples, plays gone wrong, skulls and horror crap at the hardware store, what’s wrong with Sarah Palin (part 9), and shooting guns in the great outdoors.

 

 TWO YEARS OF SEXY MARRIED LOVE [49:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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And here are my thoughts on third-party candidates.

Bare-breasted virgins compete for Swaziland king’s hand in polygamy. Can you pass the US citizenship test? Michael and Debra Jean try. Debra Jean Dean’s reading of the US Constitution recommended by teachers. How to be a better public speaker. Canadians love Radio Free Nestlandia! Parkinson’s drugs that make you cheat on your wife and gamble. The great comedian Jimmy Dore. Mental institution stories and Grateful Dead show stories, all involving broken glass. Witchcraft being proven in court. It’s a crazy world we live in, and Nestlandia is the answer!

Answering the door at Nestlandia:

 

 10,000 Shirtless Virgins in a Row [51:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Michael W.Dean and Debra Jean Dean talk about why their marriage works (and why DJ’s first marriage didn’t work), what people should look for in a spouse, how to be blissfully coupled with the perfect man (or woman) for the rest of your life, the value of the Acid Test For Doms, and why having kitties and guns will make you live longer and happier.

And Dollie says of the upcoming election, “I’m pro-gun and pro-choice, so I have no choice.”

RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA: Give us 55 minutes and we’ll tell you what’s wrong with the world…THIS week.

 

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Gun rights, being grateful, a trip out of the nest, the fire kids started that almost made us have to leave our home, more on why people shouldn’t have kids, people having their pets foreclosed, why 12-gauge shotguns rock, Castle Doctrine,  so-called “Affirmative Action”, pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, cats shedding late due to global warming, the Palin problem, does owning a gun make you a nut? Weenies at the DNC, and a cool dude to write in for president.

 

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