Muffin Sex!
(podcast audio below photos.)
PODCAST PROUDLY PRODUCED IN WYOMING!
Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean spend Debra Jean’s 50th birthday week having a blast running around Wyoming, where they plan to move this summer. They tell you how to keep your marriage feisty and happy with Muffin Sex. They see deer, antelope, bison, and Devil’s Tower. They run around with guns on their hips and no one complains. They sing “Amazing Grace”, shoot some battle rifles, have yummy steaks in towns there the elevation is four times the population.
Sit in as the happy couple drive in their port-a-nest (car) and stay in rent-a-nests (hotels) all over Wyoming!
You will also learn the mysteries of the luxurious and curious wild & wolly sept-o-pod, and hang out with us in Sundance, Wyoming and HEAR THE MOST AMAZING THUNDERSTORM WE’VE EVER WITNESSED!
Debra Jean at the Wal-Mart in Gillette Wyoming. She says “Don’t mess with an armed woman buying tampons!”
Michael shootin’ a .223 mini-14 at a wonderful public range in Wyoming:
June 7th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
[...] Didn’t take any photos of the lightning, but did record it with us oohing and ahhing, have about 15 minutes of that is on Radio Free Nestlandia, (episode 26) which is available here. [...]
June 8th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Great show. The thunderstorm in the background added a nice ambiance methinks, and your enthusiasm about it was entertaining as well. Not trying to be condescending or anything, just imagine if I were on a vacation to California and blogging about how wonderful I thought the traffic and smog were, LOL. You’d no doubt find it a bit quaint. When your car as had the everloving shit beat out of it by hail, your roof is leaking, and you’ve watched a dozen or so funnel clouds dance by, you probably won’t think thunderstorms are so wonderful. But then again maybe you will. I’ve seen hundreds of them, had a few cars get the crap beat out of them by hail, and I still love thunderstorms. I always figured I was just weird.
I would venture a guess that after you move, your cats won’t be equally impressed. Ours hide under the furniture and growl whenever there’s a thunderstorm, LOL
I also found it rather quaint when you said that a .223 was a “big gun”, LOL. Once again, not making fun, just enjoying all of these new experiences vicariously through your enthusiasm, and thoroughly enjoying it. When we finally get to go shooting, I’ll let you shoot a “big gun”, then I’ll let you shoot a “bigger” one. I’ll even buy the ammo. DJ will have to massage your sore shoulder though, I don’t swing that way.
Mr. Q
June 8th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Love it.
All you need to know about California is that one town over from us it’s illegal to smoke a cigarette in a HOUSE YOU OWN. And stuff like that spreads! It will spread more slowly up here. (And if more people open carry, nanny-state tourists from California will be less likely to move here!)
Yeah, I know that living here will not be a libertarian paradise of perfection 24/7/365, and it will have challenges. But we just got back from dinner in a Red Lobster full of families with kids, while both openly packing. No one blinked. People saw, but it was no issue.
In California, it would be a room fulla screaming.
MWD
June 10th, 2009 at 6:24 am
I’ve been to California . . . once . . . I was hog tied and dragged there kicking and screaming by my gracious employer . . . and I have no intention of going back, LOL.
I actually got chewed out by a security guard at the hotel the company put me up in, because I was standing outside on a balcony smoking. I couldn’t smoke in my room, so I walked down the hallway to this common area balcony thing overlooking the pool. They had the door propped open, and the guard was standing inside bitching at me telling me I couldn’t smoke there, so I kicked the stop up on the door and told her to go fuck herself as it closed. I kept expecting the cops to show up, but they didn’t, LOL. I decided right then and there that California wasn’t the place for me.
Welcome to the US of A my friend.